Weekend testing at Buttonwillow Raceway
Here are some photos from this past weekend. We were testing out the EVO 9 in preparation for the upcoming Super Lap Battle. One of our EVO X’s was also in the mix.
Here are some photos from this past weekend. We were testing out the EVO 9 in preparation for the upcoming Super Lap Battle. One of our EVO X’s was also in the mix.
Evo Morales elimina la inmunidad diplomática a la iglesia, y anula el pasaporte al Cardenal -
Dear Mr Clarkson
I am a girl and therefore prone to crying. Having spent a number of years with this unfortunate affliction, I am able to pinpoint with alarming precision the exact causes (TV programmes included) of said outpourings. Before sitting down to an evening of vegging, a quick glance at the Sky menu dictates what quantity of wine (large), chocolate (small – am vein) and Kleenex (refer to opening sentence) are required for a comfortable night's viewing.
Imagine my horror then, at finding myself woefully unprepared for the cruel and mindless torture shamelessly aired during the final 15 minutes of Sunday night's show. The only sounds covering my screams of horror were my husband's cries of dismay as I reached for the only immediately available source of relief – his sleeve – from the onslaught of black mascara tears pouring over paling cheeks.
Having recovered my composure and consigned the makeshift hanky to the washing machine, I then spent half an hour consoling my traumatised Evo 9 and explaining that Mummy's stock of Benadryl in the glove compartment was not tantamount to a stash and would not therefore result in its demise.
I am still heartbroken this morning that such a classic model could have suffered so cruelly at your hands and can only surmise that either it was the wrong time of the month, or you too have banged your head in a crash and are in fact, bonkers. Whatever the cause, I fear that many of the Evo community will not be so understanding as I, and suggest that you take the following action to redeem yourself and avoid reprisal:-
1. Manufacture a small badge with the words “Evo Murdering bastard” on it and attach said badge, preferably with drawing pin, to your head
2. Place victim on a plinth next to the Hilux in the TG studio and declare the area a shrine where Evo owners worldwide can pay their respects
3. Apologise profusely to car lovers everywhere for this obvious leave of senses that has left us all baffled and feeling dirty for having been witness to the event
Please leave the police to do their dirty work in future and stick to destroying caravans.
And seek counselling if necessary.
With love
Leanne xx